My Fellow Responsible People

It is scary and alarming.  My fellow responsible people, we are waiting too long!!!  Look around you, on BART on the streets, in the malls, all these kids and otherwise trashy people are populating the Earth.  Guess what ladies, when we hit 35 our chances of getting pregnant drastically drop!  We have good jobs and places to live, we are doing good in the world.  Make babies people!  It is our responsibility to the world to produce responsible offspring.  Who else is gonna take over the government?  Come one folks.